Well, how did we do, America? What? You took a blow to the head and you are a little bloody?
Yes, I know we are in the biggest economic mess since the Great Depression and we re-elected the same guy who failed to get it fixed, as he promised, and lost four of us in Benghazi because he was a little busy getting re-elected. But you can't blame him too much, it's a big job getting re-elected.
Sure, he lied to us about those terrorists being "on the run," but man, is this guy cool!
Oh, sure truth is important, but he believes the end justifies the means -- doesn't it?
What? My state hasn't helped your headache -- you think that God's definition of marriage was a good one and one that was good for the family, and you think Mom and Dad are better for kids than Dad and Dad or Mom and Mom?
OK -- so there was a purpose when God created man and woman. I see your point.
What? What's wrong with a little pot? We have alcohol and kids should have a choice; besides we need jobs and this law will create more jobs to handle more DUIs, more deaths on our highways, more drug addicts and a new drug bureaucracy.
But kids will do it anyway -- didn't we solve the sex problem by giving kids condoms and teaching them how to properly do it? OK? Kids' sexual relationships with their classmates have increased and we haven't solved the teen pregnancy problem?
OK, but pregnancies are no problem -- we will just abort them. Yeah, we have gone a little downhill with the morality issue, but you got to admit sex and pot are clearly more fun than sex and a cigarette. And isn't that what it's all about, our pleasures?