Yet again, our Texas cousins whine to secede, and I think they should be compelled to it. America could use the land.
I suggest we deploy Army and Marines to whisk the whole population into the Gulf, where Coast Guard and Navy can boat them to Cuba.
Then, with such beautiful land opened for humanity, we could solve the Middle East imbroglio by escorting the Israelis to a new Palestine among the bluebells of old Texas.
America could prosper with such finely tuned, creative minds, and I’m certain the Arabs would gladly pay for the passage.